Russell Nomer Music

Atlantic Water Sports Family Fun Ride The Rush Pompano Beach by Russell Nomer Leave the Sand. Own the Ocean. 🌊🚤 Pompano Beach, are you ready to fly? Russell Nomer delivers the ultimate Summer EDM Anthem with "Ride The Rush," the official soundtrack for Atlantic Water Sports . This isn't just a track—it’s an invitation to adrenaline. Blending tropical steel drums with a driving 128 BPM house beat, this song captures the exact feeling of tearing up the Intracoastal on a JetCar (yes, a Porsche on the water!) or bouncing over the waves on a Banana Boat with the whole crew. Listen closely to the verses for exclusive rewards: 🫡 Defenders of the Land: We salute our heroes with 10% OFF for Military (with valid ID). 🚀 First-Time Flyers: Get 20% OFF your first Jet Ski rental just for finding your freedom. Whether you are at the Beach Location on North Ocean Blvd or cruising the Intracoastal, the ocean is calling. Don't just watch the waves—become the storm. Book Yo...

  Dateline: PLAINVIEW, N.Y. — Jan 10, 2026 In response to the global epidemic of spam emails, unsolicited LinkedIn DMs, and general digital exhaustion, a new mental health facility has officially opened its branches. Literally. Dr. Sigmund Fraud, a woodland-based practitioner with questionable credentials and a prickly demeanor, announced today the launch of his private practice at SigmundFraud.net . Unlike traditional therapists who charge hundreds of dollars an hour, Dr. Fraud operates on a strict "acorn-based" economy. His methodology, known as "Hypnotic Tail Therapy," promises to shock patients out of their repetitive behaviors—specifically targeting those suffering from Chronic Cold-Calling Syndrome and Reply-All Anxiety . "Out on a limb where the shadows grow long, sits a squirrel who's heard every loser's sad song," read a statement issued from the hollow of his tree . When asked for comment regarding his licensure, Dr. Fraud took a long p...

Having A Blast In The Gulf of America by Russell Nomer Pass the sunscreen... and the iodine pills. 🍹☢️ The map looked different yesterday, but who cares when the resort has open bar? My new track "Having A Blast In The Gulf of America" is out now. It’s Tropic-Rock meets Heavy Metal with a vintage Latin flair. POV: You’re sipping a frozen drink while F-35s redraw the border. 🇺🇸🏝️🎸 #GulfOfAmerica #NewMap #RussellNomerMusic #TropicalMetal #Satire #Patriotic #ManifestDestiny #Songwriter #NewMusic2026 Tropical Rock, Heavy Metal, Satire, Comedy, Latin, Patriotic, Gulf of America, Apocalyptic, Beach Party, Russell Nomer Music

null by Russell Nomer "They said talk is cheap. But dental work? That’s expensive." 🦷💸 Wear the silence. This is the official merchandise for the viral anthem that humbled the "Problem Child." This isn't just a t-shirt ; it's a receipt for the karma the world has been waiting for. The Front: Features the iconic, gritty "Blender & Bolts" artwork—capturing the exact moment the trash talk stopped. The Back: The full lyrical indictment. We printed the receipts (lyrics) right on your spine, signed officially by Russell Nomer Music . Doctor's Orders: 🩺 Recommended for anyone tired of the hype. Wear this to the gym, the bar, or anywhere you want to remind people that you can't go down on a supermodel when you eat through a straw.