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Atlantic Water Sports Family Fun Ride The Rush Pompano Beach
Atlantic Water Sports Family Fun Ride The Rush Pompano Beach by Russell Nomer Leave the Sand. Own the Ocean. 🌊🚤 Pompano Beach, are you ready to fly? Russell Nomer delivers the ultimate Summer EDM Anthem with "Ride The Rush," the official soundtrack for Atlantic Water Sports . This isn't just a track—it’s an invitation to adrenaline. Blending tropical steel drums with a driving 128 BPM house beat, this song captures the exact feeling of tearing up the Intracoastal on a JetCar (yes, a Porsche on the water!) or bouncing over the waves on a Banana Boat with the whole crew. Listen closely to the verses for exclusive rewards: 🫡 Defenders of the Land: We salute our heroes with 10% OFF for Military (with valid ID). 🚀 First-Time Flyers: Get 20% OFF your first Jet Ski rental just for finding your freedom. Whether you are at the Beach Location on North Ocean Blvd or cruising the Intracoastal, the ocean is calling. Don't just watch the waves—become the storm. Book Yo...
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Renowned "Hypnotic Tailed Headshrinker" Opens New Practice for Internet Obsessions
Dateline: PLAINVIEW, N.Y. — Jan 10, 2026 In response to the global epidemic of spam emails, unsolicited LinkedIn DMs, and general digital exhaustion, a new mental health facility has officially opened its branches. Literally. Dr. Sigmund Fraud, a woodland-based practitioner with questionable credentials and a prickly demeanor, announced today the launch of his private practice at SigmundFraud.net . Unlike traditional therapists who charge hundreds of dollars an hour, Dr. Fraud operates on a strict "acorn-based" economy. His methodology, known as "Hypnotic Tail Therapy," promises to shock patients out of their repetitive behaviors—specifically targeting those suffering from Chronic Cold-Calling Syndrome and Reply-All Anxiety . "Out on a limb where the shadows grow long, sits a squirrel who's heard every loser's sad song," read a statement issued from the hollow of his tree . When asked for comment regarding his licensure, Dr. Fraud took a long p...
Having A Blast In The Gulf of America
Having A Blast In The Gulf of America by Russell Nomer Pass the sunscreen... and the iodine pills. 🍹☢️ The map looked different yesterday, but who cares when the resort has open bar? My new track "Having A Blast In The Gulf of America" is out now. It’s Tropic-Rock meets Heavy Metal with a vintage Latin flair. POV: You’re sipping a frozen drink while F-35s redraw the border. 🇺🇸🏝️🎸 #GulfOfAmerica #NewMap #RussellNomerMusic #TropicalMetal #Satire #Patriotic #ManifestDestiny #Songwriter #NewMusic2026 Tropical Rock, Heavy Metal, Satire, Comedy, Latin, Patriotic, Gulf of America, Apocalyptic, Beach Party, Russell Nomer Music
Jake Wired Shut
null by Russell Nomer "They said talk is cheap. But dental work? That’s expensive." 🦷💸 Wear the silence. This is the official merchandise for the viral anthem that humbled the "Problem Child." This isn't just a t-shirt ; it's a receipt for the karma the world has been waiting for. The Front: Features the iconic, gritty "Blender & Bolts" artwork—capturing the exact moment the trash talk stopped. The Back: The full lyrical indictment. We printed the receipts (lyrics) right on your spine, signed officially by Russell Nomer Music . Doctor's Orders: 🩺 Recommended for anyone tired of the hype. Wear this to the gym, the bar, or anywhere you want to remind people that you can't go down on a supermodel when you eat through a straw.
Ask Me Then Ignore Me
@russellnomermusic When you give relationship advice but she’s on level 6847 of Candy Crush##MarriedLife #CoupleHumor #AskMeThenIgnoreMe #IndieRock #RelationshipProblems .Tag the partner who does this ♬ original sound - RussellNomerMusic
Ask Me Then Ignore Me: The anthem for anyone who’s ever given a TED Talk to a brick wall. 🟦🟧
Ask Me Then Ignore Me by Russell Nomer The anthem for anyone who’s ever given a TED Talk to a brick wall. 🟦🟧 Ever feel like your relationship is just a series of questions you aren't allowed to answer? "Ask Me Then Ignore Me" is a driving, fuzz-drenched 90s Alt-Rock anthem for the exhausted partner in all of us. Channeling the deadpan wit of Cake and the crunch of Weezer , this track tells the story of a Tuesday night gone wrong—featuring a heavy Pocky, a competitive game of Boggle, and advice that goes strictly unheard. Driven by a relentless bassline and exploding into a distorted "quiet-loud" chorus, the song navigates the hilariously painful gap between asking for help and actually wanting it. It’s a track about love, indifference, and the specific rage of watching someone find six-letter words on their phone while you pour your heart out. Stick around for the "Chainsaw Symphony" finale—because sometimes the only response to a snore that loud i...
Welcome To The Grove
Russell Nomer · Welcome To The Grove 🎸 The Soundtrack to Survival: Why I Wrote a Nu-Metal/Country Anthem for Leaders. Business isn't a spreadsheet; it's a brawl. I spent three decades as a cybersecurity "root cause pathologist," watching great companies get hollowed out by the "Harvester" mindset—the relentless, mechanical pursuit of short-term profits that kills long-term value. "The Grove (Resilience Fusion)" is the sonic embodiment of that battle. We fused Outlaw Country (representing the organic roots and human soul of a company) with Heavy Metal (representing the mechanical, crushing pressure of the Harvester) and Rap (the urgent, diagnostic truth). It’s a sonic metaphor for Resilience —the ability to withstand the storm without losing your soul. This track isn't just an anthem; it’s the soundtrack to my new book, "The Grove: Cultivating Legacy." If you are tired of the "slash and burn" corporate playbook, this is...
O'OldTymer's Shine (A song for my friends at https://www.liooldtymer.com/)
Russell Nomer · O'OldTymer's Shine O'OldTymer's Shine 🍎🥃 A boot-stompin' country-folk tribute to family moonshine traditions, blending old Portuguese grappa roots with New York farm life and Prohibition-era mischief. Sweet apple pie and strawberry flavors in every sip (and every lyric). Sunrise over the cornfields, hidden stills under the moonlight, and a toast to the ancestors who kept the shine flowin'. Smooth acoustic guitars, heartfelt vocals, and that warm, back-porch vibe – perfect for crackin' open a mason jar with friends. Written for Joe and his family at www.liooldtymer.com/ Lyrics by Russell Nomer | ASCAP Work ID: 927705875 | ISRC: QZNMY2426020 Raise a glass, y'all – may the good times keep rollin', and the moonshine never end! ✨🌽🌕 #MoonshineAnthem #CountryFolk #FamilyLegacy. Get the lyrics and sheet music here: docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PAC…7bWO611q_UHNz/pub If you want to check out the best tasting moons...
